I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I understand Curling. That high.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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