I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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