On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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