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i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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