I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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