he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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