Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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