Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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