bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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