i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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