their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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