North Korea, Best Korea!
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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