would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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