What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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