Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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