champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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