i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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