idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
