You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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