I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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