I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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