Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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