I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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