he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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