i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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