I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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