I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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