Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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