The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
and you fell through a lawn chair
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Please don't give away my fajitas
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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