You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.