I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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