she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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