do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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