He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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