who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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