dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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