the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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