let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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