Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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