What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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