yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. đź’€
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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