im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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