He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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