Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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