she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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