Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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