Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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