Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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