Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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