You're completely useless in the revolution.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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