Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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