She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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