I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize