What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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