how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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