Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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