I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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