i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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