question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Can I color on your dick again?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I am one with the molecules
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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